chasers17:

maxinbc:

puff-to-tuff:

royal-zach:

so in psychology class we got to learn why foot fetishes are so prevelant! basically your brain stores the structural information for your body generally in the correct order (i.e. the info for your ears is stored next to the info for the head, which is stored next to the neck, etc.) BUT. The info for the feet is stored right next to the info for the genitalia and so sometimes these two sections of information can overlap and make you wanna lick some toes

thanks, i hate it

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Normally when y’all post this kinda shit it’s blatantly incorrect, but I’m angry to say that this one is absolutely factual

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2000ish:

“Michael’s a good friend of mine. Michael called me on the phone, ‘Is this Chris Tucker?’ I said, ‘Yeah, who dis?’ He said, ‘This is Michael Jackson.’ I said, ‘Aha, what’s up, Mike?’ He said, ‘I just wanna call and tell you, I’ve seen your movie ‘Rush Hour 2’ and you kickin’ with the wrong leg. Stop making me look bad.’” —Chris Tucker

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